Just in time for the Holidays. This ended up super fluffy. Heh. Enjoy.
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Crowley liked Christmas. This often surprised people. As a demon, he was expected to be morally (or, as it were, immorally) opposed to any holiday that was celebrated for the glory of God. But that was the thing, Crowley always argued back, Christmas was not really about Jesus. It was about money, and good old kidnapped Pagan Holidays, and getting drunk on eggnog. Crowley liked eggnog, and Christmas lights, and Black Friday, and mass consumerism, and mistletoe, and terrified children sitting in the laps of sketchy mall Santas. All in all, it was a great time.
Aziraphale told him that he enjoyed Christmas for all the wrong reasons. Crowley cheerfully agreed. That was the idea, wasn't it? For every person who gets into a rage about the “War on Christmas” or pepper sprays a fellow shopper so they can buy the last video game system on sale, the world became just a little more awful. Mission accomplished.( Read more...Collapse )